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Dillon Francis Enlists in the Army After A Fan Pays $1,000,000.00

Dillon Francis's Online Store

Dillon Francis’s Online Store

As many fans of Dillon Francis and the Electronic Dance Music industry know Dillon is the prankster of the bunch. His online store includes real merchandise as well as acts. Acts that include Dillon painting a picture of your family, remixing a blink 182 song, shaving his head. All of these acts can be added to your shopping cart and bought with real money and Dillon Francis will do what is bought. Joining the army cost a fan $1,000,000.00, which is the most expensive act of the entire store. One fan named L’ort Ouy Ming from China purchased the product yesturday . He spoke through his translator: “I wanted to see if he actually would do it, and I thought this would be amazing”.

Dillon  tweeted that he was at the Army Recruiting station in Missouri before he plays tonight at Elektricity Festival with Major Lazer, Dillon Francis, Baauer, and Samo Sound Boy. Dillon tweeted that the recruiter had some good career options for him tweeting that a position as a 29E Electronic Warfare Specialist was available.

Dillon Francis seemed very eager to join as he always wanted to serve his country.   The responsibilities of the Electronic Warfare NCO may include “Planning along the lines of an Electronic Attack (using EW to disrupt enemy communications systems and such) Electronic Support (which is helping friendly forces by using EW detection assets to locate enemy units) and Electronic Protection (which is using equipment to protect our communication systems and other electronic type of equipment)”.

Dillon Francis's Tweet about the enlistment

Dillon Francis’s Tweet about the enlistment

Dillon is set to go to boot camp February 8th 2014, his manager said.  Following bootcamp is 29E training.  According to the Army.com website: “The Electronic Warfare (EW) Specialist Course is a nine-week MOS producing course delivered at the FCOE (Fort Sill, OK).  Graduates are awarded MOS 29E. These EW NCO’s are provided the education and training in the essential core skills necessary to successfully perform EW functions in support of the commander’s concept of   operations.  Emphasis is on Army and Joint doctrine, tactics, techniques, and procedures (TTP) to prepare NCO’s to participate in integrating EW into Full Spectrum Operations (FSO) in a variety of Army and Joint organizations.  Focus is on the Battalion level.”

It is a great thing for Dillon to be serving his country and sets a good example for many people across the world in the electronic dance music community that you can still believe in Peace, Love, Unity and Respect and still serve in the Armed Forces.   After Dillon serves his three year enlistment he will go back to college to use the GI Bill.  “The Army has some great benefits that I am going to take advantage of, I am very excited” Dillon exclaimed.

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30 Responses to Dillon Francis Enlists in the Army After A Fan Pays $1,000,000.00

  1. hannah September 7, 2013 at 1:56 am #

    LOLLLLLLL

  2. Benedict Jones September 7, 2013 at 3:58 am #

    “to participate in integrating EW into Full Spectrum Operations (FSO) in a variety of Army and Joint organizations. Focus is on the Battalion level.”

    In case anyone didn’t catch that, this means on the front lines of combat. I’m not sure how much of a testament it will be to ‘believe in Peace, Love, Unity and Respect’ if he ends up getting sent to Syria (or anywhere else) and doesn’t come back.

    Much respect for following through! But not necessary

    • uncommon__cents September 7, 2013 at 12:10 pm #

      Benedict Jones… you do realize there’s a 0% chance that a single American boot will ever hit the ground in Syria right? If hes “sent to Syria” it’ll be aboard a destroyer merrily floating in the Mediterranean Sea. I have a feeling this misunderstanding is pervasive. Launching a few Tomahawk missiles from the Meditteranean Sea is a different ball game from troops on the ground.

      • SapperLex September 7, 2013 at 1:01 pm #

        hate to tell ya but the army doesn’t have any destroyers.

      • Really September 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm #

        You realize that there’s a 0% chance that tens of thousands of American boots will NOT hit the ground in Syria, right? We know we’re going to see action. Anyone who says otherwise is in denial.

    • caleb September 9, 2013 at 12:05 am #

      You must have a very loose interpretation of “the front lines of combat”.

  3. Drew September 7, 2013 at 6:14 am #

    where’s the source on this?

    • potato September 7, 2013 at 6:11 pm #

      i just went through his twitter and store. it’s fake

  4. Dfv September 7, 2013 at 6:47 am #

    - This article paid for by your friends at the US Army

  5. LeahandBacon September 7, 2013 at 7:07 am #

    The item is still for sale on his site. The screenshot lacks a verification symbol on his handle. The tweet does not exist. MI stands for Michigan. I’m balls deep on this one.

  6. Steve September 7, 2013 at 7:59 am #

    He might end up with enough money in his bank account to end up with an honorable discharge for having too much money (yes it is a real thing look it up)

  7. werk September 7, 2013 at 10:06 am #

    Elektricity Festival is not in Missouri…MI (from his tweet) is not Missouri.

    Do you even techno?

  8. wetasher September 7, 2013 at 10:45 am #

    Enlish now and be cannon fodder today!

  9. Nosh23 September 7, 2013 at 12:26 pm #

    “It is a great thing for Dillon to be serving his country and sets a good example for many people across the world in the electronic dance music community that you can still believe in Peace, Love, Unity and Respect and still serve in the Armed Forces. ”

    Just because one tool does this for a million bucks, doesn’t make it any less contradicting.

  10. Jean-Paul Ladue September 7, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    “It is a great thing for Dillon to be serving his country and sets a good example for many people across the world in the electronic dance music community that you can still believe in Peace, Love, Unity and Respect and still serve in the Armed Forces.”

    Umm, wartime isn’t about peace.

  11. Dillon Francis September 7, 2013 at 2:45 pm #

    Lies. I’m not joining!..

    • Dillon Francis September 9, 2013 at 9:41 pm #

      Oh yes I am, just watch me! PLUR or yadda yadda just gimme that rifle o’er der and we’ll see who tries to impersonate me next.

  12. kaw-hearn-seven September 8, 2013 at 1:26 am #

    no this is wrong it are one of the member of the band deadmau5 (pronounsed dead-mouse-five) tht is going into army not this dillon francis pls fix

  13. shabzilla September 8, 2013 at 3:28 am #

    Deadmau5 isn’t a band its joel zimmerman and its pronounced deadmouse you don’t pronounce the 5 lol and it definitely was about dillon and is even more definitely fake

  14. Flaustradillon September 8, 2013 at 3:48 pm #

    He can drop the base on
    base… I guess he gives a fuck and shit now….

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